Christmas is coming, and that got me wondering what kind of items would be on Marv’s Christmas wish list. He’s not the kind of kid to ask for video games! He is all in on protecting earth from alien invasions, and I’m pretty sure his gift list would reflect that. Without further ado…
Telescope
A high-powered telescope is the best way to spot alien invaders before they make their way to Earth! A new high-powered telescope would be near the top of Marv’s list so he could monitor the stars from the fire tower in the woods behind his house.
Binoculars
Once the aliens have reached the surface, you still need the right tools to spy on them from a safe distance. A good set of binoculars can do the trick. High-powered, waterproof binoculars are ideal for when you’re in an outdoor survival scenario.
Tactical fanny pack
After his recent adventures, Marv’s current fanny pack is probably a little worse for wear. This one, which is allegedly extra-durable and waterproof, is the perfect way to protect essential supplies like the Alien Guidebook while on the go.
Laser pointer
You never know. A powerful laser pointer might just be able to blind a UFO when it’s coming in for a landing.
Outdoor survival kit
After humanity collapses to the alien menace, surviving in the wilderness is likely your best chance. This massive survival kit, loaded with tactical gear and medical supplies, is perfect for ensuring your survival.
Night vision goggles
Not just perfect for being able to see aliens at night. This binocular-style set also lets you record what you see – perfect for proving the truth about extraterrestrials to any skeptics.
The Alien Survival Guide Books
Marv doesn’t need these books for himself. He knows all about his own adventures. But he’d want to get a bunch of copies that he could hand out to prove to others that the alien threat is all too real.